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• She put her forehead on the cold mirror and swallowed hard and tried to think what the hell had happened to her life. She'd been writing a successful food column, and engaged to a terrific chef, and living in a great house, and now she was sleeping with a killer, and somebody was trying to take her house, and she'd almost killed her fiance...

  -- said by: Agnes Ι Category: Agnes and the Hitman
  



• (as Prison Mike)Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! [employees protest] All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink. Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody's bitch. Oh, and you. [points to Ryan] You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap!

  -- said by: Michael Scott Ι Category: The Office
  



• About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. [Jim enters] I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... [They kiss]

  -- said by: Pam Beesly Ι Category: The Office
  



• I was just... I'm in love with you.
  What?
  I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...
  What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
  I just needed you to know. Once.

  -- said by: Jim and Pam Ι Category: The Office
  



• I guess, all things considered, I was lucky Dwight was there. And Roy was lucky that Dwight only used pepper spray. And not the nunchucks or the throwing stars.

  -- said by: Jim Halpert Ι Category: The Office
  



• There were these huge bins of clothes. And everybody was rifling through them, like crazy. And I grabbed one. And it fit. So I don’t think that this is totally just a woman’s suit. At the very least, it’s bisexual.

  -- said by: Michael Scott Ι Category: The Office
  



• She leaned over and kissed him--a soft, cool, delicate kiss, whose voluptuous sting penetrated his whole being-then she moved away from him. He followed, and took her in his arms, just holding her close to him. She put her hand up to his face and pressed his cheek against her own. The action was full of love and tenderness. He sought her lips again. Then he drew her down upon the sofa beside him and held her hand in both of his.
  
  "Now you know," he said, "now you know what I have been fighting against since last summer at Grand Isle; what drove me away and drove me back again."

  -- said by: Robert to Edna Ι Category: The Awakening
  



• As I began to loosen my grip, I was shocked to be
  interrupted by a voice that did not belong to the boy
  standing next to me.
  "This is reckless and childish and idiotic, Bella," the
  velvet voice fumed.
  "Oh!" I gasped, and my hand fell off the clutch.
  The bike bucked under me, yanking me forward and
  then collapsing to the ground half on top of me. The
  growling engine choked to a stop.

  -- said by: Bella Ι Category: New Moon
  



• "Jacob, you are absolutely, without a doubt, the
  most talented and wonderful person I know. You get
  ten years for this one."
  "Cool! I'm middle-aged now."
  I laughed. "I'm on my way up!"

  -- said by: Bella and Jacob Ι Category: New Moon
  



• "Here's to responsibility," he toasted. "Twice a
  week."
  
  "And recklessness every day in between," I emphasized.

  -- said by: Bella Ι Category: New Moon
  



• Charlie was standing under the little back porch, and Billy was sitting in the doorway behind them.
  
  "Hey, Dad," we both said at the same time, and that started us laughing again.
  
  Charlie stared at me with wide eyes that flashed down to note Jacob's hand around mine.
  
  "Billy invited us for dinner," Charlie said to us in an
  absentminded tone.
  "My super secret recipe for spaghetti. Handed down for generations," Billy said gravely.
  
  Jacob snorted. "I don't think Ragu's actually been
  around that long."

  -- said by: Bella, Billy, and Jacob Ι Category: New Moon
  



• "And I'll make you a promise in return," he said. "I
  promise that this will be the last time you'll see me. I
  won't come back. I won't put you through anything
  like this again. You can go on with your life without
  any more interference from me. It will be as if I'd never existed."

  -- said by: Edward Ι Category: New Moon
  



• He looked away into the trees as he spoke again.
  "Of course, I'll always love you… in a way. But what
  happened the other night made me realize that it's
  time for a change. Because I'm… tired of pretending
  to be something I'm not, Bella. I am not human." He
  looked back, and the icy planes of his perfect face
  were not human. "I've let this go on much too long,
  and I'm sorry for that."
  
  "Don't." My voice was just a whisper now; awareness was beginning to seep through me,
  trickling like acid through my veins. "Don't do this."

  -- said by: Bella and Edward Ι Category: New Moon
  



• "Bella, I don't want you to come with me." He spoke
  the words slowly and precisely, his cold eyes on my
  face, watching as I absorbed what he was really
  saying.
  
  There was a pause as I repeated the words in my head a few times, sifting through them for their real intent.
  
  "You… don't… want me?" I tried out the words,
  confused by the way they sounded, placed in that
  order.
  
  "No."

  -- said by: Bella and Edward Ι Category: New Moon
  



• "I'm no good for you, Bella."
  
  "Don't be ridiculous." I wanted to sound angry, but it just sounded like I was begging. "You're the very best part of my life."

  -- said by: Bella and Edward Ι Category: New Moon